okay, i have a great story, last year i got told by doctors i could die because of my kidneys, so i went to walmart after being told this and i got a bunch of cakes that i’ve never had before, and i paid for them using my ebt card.
and the fucking lady behind me in line was glaring and the person at the register said something to the tune of “a bit much for someone in your position don’t you think” referring to my cake collection
and i’m just like “yeah i got told i might die so i decided i’d have some cake before that happened”
and lmao none of them had a fucking thing to say after that, it was so gratifying.
Tag: quality
earlier i was looking for youtube videos of pottery being smashed so that i can sample the sounds and mix them together for my game, but this video is so wholesome. the bit at 3:27 onwards is genuinely profound and touching
Professor Marston and the Wonder Women (2017)
Anderson Cooper’s emotional message to Haiti
It’s being posted everywhere, of course.
But, eh, I have a popular enough blog, so I feel like I should post it too.
The way he just calls out Trump’s complete and utter lack of empathy, tho.
I haven’t found any sources from this year, but as of 2017 2.5 million still needed aid, and likely still do. The international community has failed to help the people of Haiti.
I could drive a truck through a brick wall a la mad Max and never be as fucking killer as this kid
this is literally the best Thor tribute ever.. even the opening dialogue is on rhythm
This was awesome, oh my god the ending is so fucking perfect. THANK YOU.
Memes of 2017
- Changing the Hollywood sign
- Gordon Ramsay in search of lamb sauce
- “If you or a love one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation”
- Turning pre-existing memes into wholesome memes
- Putting characters/places/things into a hierarchical tier system (God Tier / Mid Tier / Shit Tier etc)
- Tumblr ads that are so weird they might as well be shitposts
- That awful anime clip of the girl eating the meatball
- “take a fucking sip, babes”
- Teen Comix strip (a.k.a. “No Fear; One Fear”)
- Emoji reviews
- lov the cronch
- Y’ALL’DNT’VE and YAINT
- Stating something in a life-hack-y kind of way then posting that picture of the guy pointing to his forehead
- The old man in the red sweater shrugging and the caption is “guess I’ll die”
- “cash me ousside howbow dah”
- “While you were [doing something] I studied the blade”
- The weird gray alien that sits and waits for stuff?? Or something?? He has no legs and a weird nose
- “y’all mind if i…”
- “what in tarnation” variants
- Tumblr turning 10 and The Confetti™
- That one too-close-up gif of the white guy awkwardly blinking
- Brain expanding meme
- Taking the piss out of @writing-prompt-s
- [something] machine broke
- A smattering of memes making fun of student athletes
- Finishing song lyrics and that picture of Meryl Streep shouting
- “yeah can I get a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
- “some people??? [do things]??? to cope?????”
- The shutdown of Club Penguin
- Tumblr’s April Fool’s joke this year was just a horse tamogatchi and people seemed to genuinely enjoy it
- A sudden call to arms to make McDonalds bring back some sort of Szechuan dipping sauce
- “Come visit the Jungle we’ve got [weird names for stuff]” powerpoint slide thing
- Those ditty.it videos where you type in a phrase and a robot voice sings it to you
- “Bitch I lived”
- ? Do fidget spinners count as a meme?
- Editing panels from Erica Moen comics (e.g. the infamous Cuck Comic)
- “In case you haven’t noticed, i’m WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”
- Bone-hurting juice
- “I confessed to my crush through a Spotify playlist”
- Wendy’s mascot as a smug anime girl
- Fyre Festival
- thanks! I hate it
- Okay we’re literally FIVE WHOLE MONTHS into 2017 and I still see so much talk about vore on my dash. Seriously? Why y’all gotta be so fixated on vore? It’s ruining my health and needs to end
- “thrussy”
- .
- okay nvm I preferred the vore
- Regular People vs. Creative People
- Bill Wurtz back at it again with the history of the world
- Mocking people with the Spongebob chicken image
- “[X] is dead and replaced with a lookalike: a conspiracy thread” (more of a twitter thing)
- mood & big mood
- “sir you’ve been in a coma for [X] years”
- “do you take constructive criticism on your posts”
- respecting women
- a post stopping mid-sentence and somebody else comments “[X] killed them before they finished”
- cracking open a cold one with the boys….or something
- BEGONE, THOT
- covfefe
- Saying you love [X] by saying “I’m love [X]”
- I keep seeing this CGI anime girl with a pink bow and a pink streak in her hair and I have no idea who she is
- The Babadook as a gay icon
- “This Post Can Be Reblogged by Anyone” (also, “[X] do not interact”)
- A cat photo with a caption in Russian, which someone else then plugs into Google Translate
- “The floor is [X]”
- Nothing but respect for MY president
- Some sort of Woody the Cowboy rp collective that takes over old accounts of toxic people??
- Tumblr fucking things up with their “““Safe Mode”””
- “How to Talk to Short People” comic but it’s been altered
- Crash Bandicoot goes “WWOOOWOWOWOOWO”
- “Swear Jar” vs. “[X] Jar” that has more coins in it
“she protec but she also attac”
- Powder that makes you say [X]
- A bunch of memes heralding the sudden revival of Owl City’s “Fireflies” (most notably the ‘you would not believe your [X]’ meme)
- A 3×3 grid of (usually anime) characters with a “thank you” message written over them except the one in the middle usually says “not you”
- “Sometimes…things that are expensive…are worse”
- oh worm?
- Something about……piss in jello….?
- just the phrase “piss yourself” in general has become very popular
- Using cutesy language like “hewwo”
- Pennywise in the sewer
- Textposts made with a weird cursive font (I still don’t know how to do that)
- I know the “Who would win?” meme predates 2017 but an honorable mention to its revival
- Not really a meme but everyone banding together to combat the hurricanes/other freakish natural disasters was so uplifting
- that guy who’s with his girlfriend but ogling the girl in the foreground
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty
- While we’re on it, turns out the whole Szechuan thing was a Rick & Morty stunt and it didn’t end nicely
- “then perish”
- Neo Yokio
- Overlaying a picture of a monkey getting its hair cut on photos
- Mario and Luigi walking into places?
- that’s pussy, babe!
- kin drama
- Edits of the Griffin McElroy Roundabout vine (“I don’t understand [X] and at this point I’m too afraid to ask”)
- The overwhelming urge to eat detergent pods
- Screaming seagull
- “My bike got stolen recently. I was pretty bummed about it“
- incels and chads
- “omae wa mou shindeiru”/ “I diagnose you with dead“
- haiku bot
- People reacting to outrageous comments in a double-take-style “you WHAT”
- Eric Andre Show screenshots
“Who?” “The girl reading this”
- Zootopia pro-life comic
- WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE
- Scam messages asking for bitcoin
Your money declined 😭😂😂
This guy makes some real Twilight Zone shit I swear.
This is so important
2018