funny – Page 2 – I'm Still Kicking

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

The guy with the gun: Aries, Gemini, Aquarius, Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius

The guy behind the camera: Virgo, Taurus, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer

sagihairius:

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

dharmagun:

treezoz:

hardnastygifs:

This is fucking hilarious

appropriate reaction

that is going to get you some SERIOUS chanclas, sonny

http://blackturtlesofdeath.tumblr.com/post/178268983829/audio_player_iframe/blackturtlesofdeath/tumblr_pcjrfsemLv1uwh5xc?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fblackturtlesofdeath%2F178268983829%2Ftumblr_pcjrfsemLv1uwh5xc

tacroy:

justin (reading a question): three weeks ago a praying mantis showed up on our back door. after a week, i put her a box and moved her into my neighbor’s garden, but the next day, she was back in the same place.

griffin: oh man

justin: i don’t want to kill her, but she’s been very big, and my wife and i are both too nervous to use the back door in case she jumps on us

griffin: very real danger

justin: very real danger. plus she hangs out on the screen. what should i do? creeped in chicago

griffin (creepy voice): what are you doing in there?

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