Amy should’ve listened to the voice in her head – Gina’s voice, actually – warning her of the dangers of having four drinks on a first date with a guy that she’s inexplicably and intensely attracted to. Instead, she downed all four kamikaze shots, surpassing the first three stages of her drunkenness and speeding straight ahead to four-drink-Amy, who is…a bit of a perv.
“We should get a cab,” she blurts out, cutting off Jake halfway through a sentence that she didn’t really hear, too busy staring at him to process the words.
Jake’s eyes widen a little bit, but he quickly resumes his normal expression and nods, raising his arm to ask the waiter for the cheque.
He sits a respectful distance apart from her in the cab, which sober Amy probably would’ve appreciated. Presently, she does not give a damn about chivalry. In fact, him being a gentleman and respecting her (former) wishes not to have sex on the first date is only making her want him more.
“We have two stops, the first one is-“
“Just one stop, actually,” Amy corrects him before he can give the driver her address. She gives Jake a meaningful look and simply nods when he raises an eyebrow.
a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid
bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both
bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions
bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist
Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise
“Dammit Diane, what are you doing after this?” // ”Dammit, what are you doing after this Gerald?”
Then saying “I’m gonna die alone” by the end of the episode when I don’t recall anything regarding Sophia or Amy in that ep.
Pimento: “White guy, svelte, thick brown hair, piercing blue eyes…I don’t know I guess you could consider him classically handsome? Is that weird to say?” Jake: “No. I mean – is it? No – I don’t think so.”
“Not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit” – to Holt after Holt was threatening/competitive /// “God you’re being so mean. Do it more.” – To Amy, after she was being rude/competitive (side note Jake also has a mean kink lmao)
Thinking the annoying ass close partners were “awful, for sure…all tall and beautiful”.
Honestly he’s out here appreciating men’s looks constantly and he does it way more than Terry or Charles do.
Talks about the perp being hot and when Amy said “I’d like to bring him to justice” responded with “We all would”
Being wayyyy too into his “Rosa coming out as bi” speech that he had just on the ready.
Does puns, finger guns, and wears leather jackets on a regular basis.
This Iconic Look™:
tl;dr Jake Peralta is bisexual and doesn’t actively know it yet and if he’s straight so am I and that’s unrealistic lmao so b99 chop chop make it happen k thanks love you guys byeeeee
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