underlandian:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

so some of yall know i work in a bar as barback/kitchen employee as a night gig.

anyways we had a harry potter trivia event tonight and some of these team names are fuckin hogwild levels of funny. like.

we have one team that was just straight up “team edward”, who, halfway through the event, changed their name to “team jacob”

There was Wingaydium Lesbiosa, which, u kno, #mood

At least 4 different quidditch teams (puddlemere united, holyhead harpies, etc), which wouldn’t wouldn’t have been funny on its own but literally every runner up (2nd and 3rd tied, total of four teams) was a quidditch team 

and of course, the actual winner of best team name, hilariously appropo considering Canada’s recent weed law changes:

Ten Joints To Gryffindor

My cousin and his friends attended a game night and their team was:

Ten Pints to Hufflepuff

woofgrrl:

woofgrrl:

e-seal:

breadcrab:

e-seal:

Here’s a tool to create gradients with the new text feature

Hey Ren this is really cool did you make this yourself?

yup! the lerp color code is from a gist but besides that it’s all me! if anyone wants to spruce this up though feel free to do so and share it! it’s a fiddle for a reason

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mobile can suck my entire ass