baneismydragon:

celticpyro:

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”


http://blackturtlesofdeath.tumblr.com/post/180187195114/audio_player_iframe/blackturtlesofdeath/tumblr_nwp52iJsu71uj4erf?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nwp52iJsu71uj4erfo1.mp3

dansinginthestreet:

glenjamin1616:

undertalegarbage:

The original Megalovania it plays when you square off against Dr. Andonuts

Keep in mind that this is from a rom hack made by Toby Fox, and it isn’t in any of the vanilla mother games

Bonus: It’s not like this was an mp3 Toby made and slotted into the game’s files. Earthbound (and N64 and previous games in general) had their music generated from tones being synthesized in the game itself to save on space. Toby got into the guts of Earthbound, programmed a whole song himself using backwards modding tools of an SNES game, and got the catchy tune we all meme today out of it. 

fabbittle:

thelittlemerms:

reynaisalesbian:

reynaisalesbian:

the sixth year gryffindor boys dorms must have been so awkward like imagine being in a situation where you’re bunking with a girl’s ex boyfriend, current boyfriend, and older brother at the same time

slkdjflkdf like IMAGINE!!!! oh my god…like harry comes in with seconds to spare before curfew or whatever and ron like wants to know where he was and gets halfway through asking and then just trails off awkwardly and harry tries to laugh out of answering and dean’s just like unabashedly sulking/glaring and whoever else is in there just watching the whole thing wanting to crawl out the window

I would like to point out that the other person in their room was seamus who had a massive crush on dean so it was worse 

Poor Neville

batzendrick:

fuck-customers:

The next person who tries to correct me when I say “Happy Holidays” is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, “No, it’s MERRY CHRISTMAS.” I’m pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar’s boycotting butt, Karen.

My boss once shared a great story about that. This happened when he was in a layover in North Carolina back when the “War on Christmas” bullshit was first becoming prominent. He had gone to get a pack of cigarettes, and after he paid for it:

“Merry Christmas.”
“Happy holidays.”
No. I said Merry Christmas.”
“Do you know what Hanukkah is about?”
“No, what?”
“Some people tried to make us worship their ways, so we rose up and killed them. Happy Hanukkah.