wolfbbarnes:

amazing moments in iw that no one has mentioned enough

– okoye judging bruce banner when he face-planted on the battlefield like an absolute idiot

– rocket NEVER ONCE complaining about thor calling him “rabbit”

– “wong, you are invited to my wedding”

– teenage groot TAKING INTIATIVE and building the handle for thor’s new axe

– the magnificent peter dinklage, a dwarf, playing the role of king eitri, A GIANT DWARF

– tony stark calling ebony maw ‘squidward’

– “titan-killing long term booty-call”

– “you’re embarassing me in front of the wizards”

– gamora telling peter quill than she loves him more than anything else

– rhodey accepting a court marshall like a motherfucking o.g. bc he respected how steve rogers roasted secretary ross

– m’baku + t’challa leading those BEAUTIFUL wakandan war chants

– the look of profound respect natasha gave wanda when she appeared on the battlefield

– dr strange asking “who’s your master?” and starlord replying with “my master? what am i supposed to say? jesus????”

– gamora quietly but passionately mouthing the lyrics to ‘the rubberband man’ by the spinners

– “ S P A C E “ as a location heading

– vision: “you could never hurt me.”

– rocket believing that “being the captain” is having an unfiltered, heart-to-heart therapy session

– little cupcake bruce and his constant state of confusion: “there’s an ant-man and a spider-man???”

– bucky and his heart-eye-emoji-expression at the brilliance of wakandan defense technology

– nick fury’s “motherfu-“

thebibliosphere:

I actually feel sorry for the likely unpaid intern sitting at tumblr HQ dealing with all our bullshit and snark while those actually in charge watch the world burn from a safe distance and blame it on us damn kids not buying more products. Because ultimately this is what this about. Verizon needs to make money from Tumblr, and Verizon can’t make money cause Apple says “no adult content” and Apple has a stranglehold on the app market.

The fact that a lot of us use tumblr to host our own services and products as independent creators, often as our only source of income, is irrelevant to them. The fact that to many of us this is our community is meaningless to them. We’re acceptable collateral damage to furthering corporate greed and that’s the fucking tea on that.

Also to the hypothetical unpaid intern: leave, sweety. You can do better, and you’re worth so much more.

zahremaral:

misguided ppl who say “humans are evil since we only do good things bc it makes us feel good not bc it makes other ppl feel good” practice an odd form of selective hearing. by ur own admission the internal motivation of humans 2 do good comes from the fact that, well, ppl feel good when instilling good feelings in others….. doesnt sound very evil or selfish to me…. aueaux contraireaux, it sounds almost…. empathethic…… compassionate………….. goodwilled, one could say…………….

saintbaselshouse:

mrs-chief:

saintbaselshouse:

mrs-chief:

Y’all need to stop saying shit like “songs with the same bpm”

Beats per minute is a unit. The word you’re looking for is tempo.

If two songs have the same tempo, their bpm are equivalent.

You wouldn’t say two people of the same height have “the same inches.” You would say height. So stop saying two songs have “the same bpm” when you can just say tempo

I’m an assistant band director don’t argue with me

I have a music degree and taught for over a decade. You can say BPM or tempo it’s basically all the same. Don’t let the classical music snobs get you down

Oh no, I made a post voicing a pet peeve of mine and suddenly I’m a “classical music snob” even though I’ve been playing baroque flute for over a decade professionally…

Yeah I mean… Well there it is


http://blackturtlesofdeath.tumblr.com/post/180846700159/audio_player_iframe/blackturtlesofdeath/tumblr_pjaleiQmCz1re16y0?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fblackturtlesofdeath%2F180846700159%2Ftumblr_pjaleiQmCz1re16y0

slimetony:

I clearly should have spent more time on this because of the glaring omissions 

  • Dashcon
  • John Green loving the taste of cock
  • the woody roundups
  • DDLG freaks