marisatomay:

you know what I’m gonna start doing? going into large very crowded areas wearing a whole bottle of cologne

the Energy of these replies………..

Afjskgdkl my choir director literally bans us from performing if we’re wearing cologne or perfume because us high schoolers don’t know how much is too much and he “can’t have a student passing out on stage… again” which is the funniest thing to me

marisatomay:

that happened once when I was in choir in high school ckdjgkkdjgkdkfkf

positive-memes:

Bringing him gloves and a hat

noahisahuman:

THE BOTS HAVE ADAPTED THEIR CONTENT TO BE SFW

TUMBLR JUST WIPED OUT A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEIR USERBASE FOR A SOLUTION THAT DIDN’T EVEN WORK

YOU SEE THIS @staff

sandboxpyramid:

i love this fucking family

mudaship39:

ontarom:

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

manie-sans-delire-x:

darkestelemental616:

todaysbird:

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

nerdperson524:

the-smoldering-illyrian-beauty:

internetexplorer-official:

holy-roomba-and-snek:

icejeno:

icejeno:

i did the EQ test n i got 46/80 this sounds great

guys take the test n put in the tags what you got

Uhhhhhh, how the fuck

I also got 17

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vicholas:

how many horrible live action movies will it take for people to realize that animation is the best medium to have fantasy creatures because when everything is animated your suspension of disbelief works better

cannibalsharkart:

hmm…..skinny jeans………….